Reasonably "Good" Scores--Grading Obama's First Term

As a high school teacher I reserve the right to grade anyone, so I might as well grade the most powerful man in the free world. Everyone else is grading the president on economic performance, saving the environment, and foreign policy, so I will choose my own criterion.

Style: B+
Obama is tall and thin. He looks good in a suit and walks stiffly and regally--kind of like those Wall Street bankers he likes hates so much. He should  keep smoking those cigarettes.and stay trim.

Physical Education: C+
Why doesn't he stick to basketball? He's reasonably good at hoops. Instead he plays golf with like those Wall Street bankers he likes hates so much. He gets high scores for playing golf at every opportunity, 88 times so far in his term.

Vacationing: A+
Obama has spent $6 million for lavish vacationing in Hawaii alone. He knows how to relax and have a good time. His planned 17-day December to January 2012 Hawaiian vacation ended up mostly enjoyed by his wife, but he will still spend $4 million this time. Maybe he will give a few speeches on government waste, but he will get a needed break from the strains and grueling hours of his work in the White House. He better tell Congress to stop taking holidays and get back to work!

Overall: B+
As long as the American people grade the president on style, physical education, and vacationing, he gets good scores, much better than Hillary Clinton.